The Trial
Act I
(Stage fully dark, gavel banging)
Judge: Order! Order!
(Lights come onstage, audience laughs at judge's nose/glasses, gavel bangs more)
Silence! I'll have silence in my courtroom immediately or you'll all be held in contempt! Let it be known, the Honorable Nicholas S. Luciano is now residing. O yea, o yea, o yea, this court is now in session.
Today's docket consists of a single case, whose issue has pressed whole peoples for millennia. Wars have been waged over it, millions have been killed, entire nations created and lost in a day. Our foremost scholars the world over have debated it without rest for thousands of years. It's high time this great matter were decided on and promptly put to rest, and that's exactly what I intend to do.
Who was this man, this Jesus Christ, the supposed Son of God, and what was His worth here in this world? It is undeniable His teachings had at least some influence, from His day to this very. His words are the most published writings in history. Twice a year people from every corner of this world, across the whole of the four winds, commemorate his birth and death.
But it seems their Christ may have caused more upheaval than good. Consider the millions throughout history who lost their lives because they wouldn't simply let go of His tenets when commanded, and the countless people killed by Roman Catholic armies in His name. What of the Spanish Inquisition? 'Convert or die' was the mantra in that day. What of the worldwide state of strife today? Does He gaze down upon it from His cozy heaven with folded arms?
It becomes obvious that this world is coming to reject Jesus the Nazarene more each day. Church attendance is plummeting, young people are lost to hedonism, community and charity are dying. The common man shrinks with embarrassment at even the mention of Jesus' name. Europe has been called a 'sea of godlessness,' and this continent isn't far behind.
The Man said He came to make His followers the salt of the earth. Why not the sugar of it? Why all this suffering at His bequest? Why, in all His mythical goodness, does He allow sickness and disease? Cancer, paralysis, AIDS. Does He scoff at the sick?
Let me then, your humble judge, step forward to issue Summary Judgment against the Lord. Let me, in keeping with Psalms 2 of His Holy Book, finally "break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us."
Let it be hereby decreed, the value of Jesus the Christ to this world is null and void. I order His teachings to be officially forgotten and His literature to be burned. His assets, His churches, and His ministries are to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
(Gavel raised in dramatic finale)
From this day forth the name of Yahshua haMassiach will be no more—
('Woman' jumps up in crowd)
Woman: Wait!
Judge: Who are you, woman?
(Woman is nervous, humble)
Woman: My name is not important. I'm just a woman. Never amounted to much. But I met Him! I met Jesus, long ago. And he wasn't like you say. He was wonderful! He healed me...
I had spent my life savings, sold everything I had, to pay for treatment of my medical condition. And still, nothing. I was getting older every day. I was slowly, surely, wasting away. The sky wasn't blue anymore, the rain lost its soothing, and became as cold ice. The joy of the laughter of my children faded from me. I was giving up, laying down to accept my fate. I was walking death. It was just a matter of time. Slow, uncaring, time.
Then I heard Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, was going to pass through town. I knew of Him, everyone did. The Pharisees had told us in the synagogues of His infamy, and blasphemy, and to avoid Him. But still, in whispers, others had told of His wonder, of His amazing love. I secretly believed them.
When He came, I struggled to the town center. The crowd had absolutely engulfed Him. Loud voices stifled even my thoughts. I struggled to breath. Unable to force my way any further, I cast off my dignity and dropped to the ground to crawl. If only I could touch Him - no! just his garment! I would live.
And I made it! The garment's hem was rough on my fingers, but the shock waves it sent throughout my shriveled body were smooth, and full fire! I can't explain it! It was so wonderful! There I was, on my hands and knees like an animal, prepared for death, and lo! I received life! The fire burned through me, it set my heart ablaze! I was healed! Before I even examined my body, I knew, oh I knew so well.
But what had I done!? What if I offended Him, the Christ, this sure Son of God? I hadn't asked his permission, I just grabbed him. What was I thinking! The very Creator, the Speaker of Worlds!
I cowered in fear as He silenced the crowd. He wished to know who touched Him. Ignorantly, I hoped he would confuse me with the many others surrounding Him, but He knew, oh He knew.
I looked fearfully into His eyes, those beautiful eyes. Eyes that knew me more than I knew myself. Eyes whose gaze didn't stop at the surface of mine. No, these eyes went deeper. They peered into the deepest, darkest parts of my soul.. and smiled.
"Daughter, be of good comfort," He said. "Thy faith hath made thee whole.."
(woman 'comes out of monologue, looks at judge)
Judge Luciano, that's what I'm talking about. You see, Jesus
was a healer. He did care about the sick! He loved us very much! You can't say that-
Judge Luciano: Pennies, woman. Pennies on the dollar.
(raises gavel)
Let the ruling stand-
Leper: No, judge! He healed me too! I had leprosy. He touched me.. He made me whole!
(slightly more forceful now, tension rising)
Roman Soldier: That's right, Judge! Jesus healed me too. I was with the platoon of soldiers in the gardens at Gethsemane who came to take Him to His death. We came brandishing swords, threatening Him and His disciples. The one they call Simon Peter cut off my ear, and with one hand the Christ resealed it again! This very ear!
Leper: Let Luke speak!
Leper, Roman Soldier, Woman: Luke will tell you! Give him a chance! Yes, let Luke speak!
(judge bangs gavel)
Judge: Order! Order! There will be order in my classroom or you'll all be held in contempt!
Who is this Luke you speak of? Where is he?
Luke: I'm here, Judge Luciano.
Judge: Who are you and what worth is your testimony here?
Luke: I am Luke, the first Christian historian and friend of Jesus' disciples. I was a medical doctor. I traveled with the apostle Paul until his very end. I can testify to the healing powers of the Lord Jesus Christ better than any other.
God, His Father gave me perfect understanding of Jesus and His record, which surely contained no shortage of healing. He made blind men see, the lame walk, the sick to be healed, even the dead to rise. He did all these things whereas the many physicians like myself could not.
He was no sheister, no con man. He didn't pull tricks in the dark, fooling others to believe he was some shaman medicine man. In His treks through Galilee, He healed hundreds if not thousands in single days!
There were no gimmicks, no slight of hand. These were not rumors, Judge. Jesus was famous. Entire multitudes followed him in Judea. He healed them all. In the great temple in Jerusalem whole crowds wept openly as He healed the blind and the lame.
Jesus even healed this centurion, a man who came to lead Him to His very death. From Jesus I learned true medicine. I learned to drink living water.
Jesus didn't just heal those people, Judge. He made them whole.
(gavel bangs, judge impatient)
Judge: Alright that's enough, thank you for your testimony. Your honorable judge will now depart to his chambers for deliberations.
(gavel bangs)
(lights go off, judge exits, spotlight falls on reporter coming in from sidestage)
(choir song #1)
Act II
(reporter is comic relief, wears oversized trenchcoat, hat)
Reporter: Wow! This is shaping up to be the trial of the century! OJ who? Am I right??
Cookie Swigglebottom, WWJD News Channel 13, here to bring you the inside scoop. In this lively courtroom it seems one Mr. Jesus Christ has been placed on trial for crimes against humanity. But some unexpected witnesses have come forth claiming this alleged perpetrator is more of a healer than a hoodlum.
I sure could use him to heal my marriage, am I right??
The judge has currently retired to his chambers for deliberation, but is expected to return shortly for presentation of his ruling. To recap the trial thus far: the judge began all like "rawr rawr rawr Jesus was bad rawr" and the witnesses were all like "no way man" and then the judge was like "oh but rawr rawr" and then that guy Luke shut him down. It was so crazy!
It looks like Judge Luciano is making his way back in the courtroom now. Until next time, this is Cookie Swigglebottom for WWJD News.
(reporter exits)
(judge enters)
(gavel bangs)
Judge: O yea, o yea, o yea, this court is now in session. The honorable judge Nicholas S. Luciano is residing.
After some deliberation I have reached my verdict in summary judgment of the Nazarene, Jesus Christ. On the charge of failing to care about the sick of the world, compelling cases were made in favor of the accused.
But sin remains prevalent in all four corners of this earth. It becomes even more dominant every year. Attendance in Christ's churches is at record lows. The entire culture has become highly sexualized. Focus on the flesh dominates mankind. The young would rather poison themselves with toxic drugs on the weekends than act as Jesus advocated, much less study His teachings. Every year in this country alone, 1.2 million children are struck from the womb like common trash.
Therefore, on the charge of failing to leave a positive, lasting effect on the morality of mankind, I find your Christ... lacking in all regards! Let the record reflect His value to this world as null and void. The verdict is guilty.
(raises gavel)
(woman ii, prostitute from Luke 7, stands in crowd)
Woman II: Wait!
Judge: Who goes there? And what is your business in this courtroom?
(woman nervous)
Woman II: I want to do a defense, or whatever it was that they did.
Judge: Woman, my decision is final. It is hereby decreed -
(raises gavel)
Woman II: Judge, Jesus did a lot for sinners, you must hear me out!
(softer voice, distance between words/sentences)
I was there, I met him. He was kind and gentle. Even to me, a prostitute. I only saw him once, but those eyes, those loving eyes... I'd never forget them.
I had nothing. I was nothing. Always had been, and I thought I always would be.
(very soft and slow)
But for one minute, one precious minute, the
God of all the universe looked at me... He looked at
me ... and smiled. The Creator of every star, raiser of every mountain, tiller of every bud and flower. In His glance I knew, even without words, He was telling me I
did matter. I mattered to
Him.
I cried so much. From happiness, but also from shame. My whole life was sin. I had lived in the flesh. I used those tears to wash Jesus feet. I used my hair to dry them.
(comes out of her monologue, looks to judge again, strong here)
And afterward, Judge, Jesus told me I was forgiven of my sins. And I never strayed. See, He did fight sin in this world!
(judge, stern)
Judge: Ma'am you are but one person and one person does not a pattern make.
Woman II: But judge- !
(gavel bangs)
Judge: Sit down, woman!
(thief, strong)
Thief: Judge, I can attest too.
Judge: And just who are you?
Thief: My name is not important. But I was once with Jesus... I was there (raises hands up slowly, reveals holes like Jesus's)... two thousand years ago, on the cross next to His.
I was a thief. I had lived the full life of one, starting at an early age. I joined a band of thieves, marauders who robbed travelers in the forests and countrysides. Like all the others throughout the land, we had heard of Jesus. We heard of His healings and miracles. He was a celebrity. But to us, He was just another preacher.
Eventually, my gig was up. Roman authorities nabbed my crew and I. Some made it away, but I.. I was to be crucified. Visions of my cross haunted my dreams. In the end, wood from the same forests that had hidden me so well would now fully expose me, strung up outside the city for all to gawk at and spit on. The irony bore into whatever remained of my spirit. It broke me. I didn't even fight as the nails were driven in. I and the other thief, we deserved our fate.
But when I realized who it was on the cross next to me - Jesus, the celebrity - it woke something up inside. I began to see in the crowd those who mourned for him. How deeply they were affected. How sorrowful they were. These people truly believed the rumors, they really believed He was the Son of God.
Before that day was over, as we hung high for all to see, I would come to believe too. I had no idea how to be saved, or even what "saved" was. But when I asked Jesus to remember me when He went into His heavenly kingdom, He knew I believed He was the true Son of God, the Messiah. When I told the other thief that he and I were being crucified justly, Jesus knew that I had acknowledged my sins, and was in repentance for them.
He saved me, right then and there. After a lifetime of horrible sinning, a life that earned me total rejection by society, a life that earned me a public execution.. Jesus forgave me anyway. Had we not been on those crosses I would have followed Him the rest of my days.
(judge, annoyed)
Judge: Alright, thank you, sir.
Thief: Judge, I would've saved every man I could-
(gavel bangs)
Judge: Thank you, sir, that is quite enough! Two stories of redemption are hardly-
('rltg' = real life testimony giver, a person from the actual church performing the play)
RLTG: No, Judge. There's more than that. My name is (first name, last name) and Jesus saved me from a life of sin too! I (insert sin here) and the love of Jesus Christ fully rescued me and turned my life completely around!
RLTG2: Yeah, Judge! My name is (first, last) and Jesus saved me from (insert sin) too!
(gavel bangs ferociously)
All 2nd Act Cast: Yeah, Judge! You're not listening! Come on, Judge, hear us out!
Judge: Order! I will have order in this courtroom!
All 2nd Act Cast: Let Isaiah speak, Judge! Isaiah will tell you! Let Isaiah speak!
(gavel still banging)
Judge: Order! Order! Who is this Isaiah?
Isaiah: I am Isaiah.
Judge: And why should I allow your statement?
(isaiah, dignified)
Isaiah: Because God gave me perspective on the sinful nature of man imperative to today's defense of Jesus, who is indeed His Son, the foretold Christ. It was recorded in the Book of Isaiah and canonized into the very Word of God.
That writing got me laughed at and mocked in the streets, even of Jerusalem and all the Promised Land. Even there, where God's chosen children reside. They had all become back-slidden. The great God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob had come to me to warn that the destruction and slavery of the Assyrian Army was coming, and the only way we Jews could save ourselves was by returning to the Lord.
In my vision, God told me a very sad thing. He said most of my fellow Jews would fail to heed God's warning. Most would be enslaved or even killed by those Assyrians.
God told me only a 'remnant' would listen. Only a small remnant would turn away from sin and back to Him. It is terribly, terribly sad, but that is the nature of man - to rebel against the Lord. To enjoy that rebellion, to enjoy the sweet, poisoned fruits of the world. But Jesus offers us a way out of this world. He taught us of a sinless path, one that follows the moral code we'll so easily live by in Heaven. Judge, His morality teachings inspired the social codes of entire nations-
Judge: Thank you, Mr. Isaiah, we've now heard your testimony. I'll retire again now to my chambers for deliberation.
(gavel bangs, end act ii)
(choir sings)
Act III
(lights come on, reporter already on stage, kooky smile on her face)
Cookie Swigglebottom: Cookie Swigglebottom here again, at the very courtroom where the supposed Son of God has been placed on trial. As always with WWJD News, we're bringing it to you live! Eat your heart out, Nancy Grace!
Folks, the latest developments have turned this case into a real nail-biter. Judge Nicholas S. Luciano insists on rendering a verdict based on what's called 'summary judgement,' - that is, the judge decides it all himself without a jury. However, it seems members of the courtroom audience here today just aren't letting that happen!
Judge Luciano seems to have conceded that Jesus did indeed care about the sick, now he's gone into recess to deliberate on whether Jesus properly fought sin or not.
Perhaps the Judge could learn a lesson or two from me and Mr. Swigglebottom, I fight the sin of murdering him every night!
Oh! It looks like the judge is returning from his chambers as we speak! Until next time, Cookie Swigglebottom, WWJD News!
(reporter exits, judge enters)
Judge: O yea, o yea, o yea, this court is now in session. The honorable judge Nicholas S. Luciano is residing.
After
some deliberation I have reached my verdict in summary judgment of the
Nazarene, Jesus Christ. On the charge of failing to properly fight sin in this world, compelling cases were made in His favor.
However, upon further review, I have decided that this issue is wholly irrelevant and does not negate the crimes of Jesus the Christ. Because He was supposedly an all-powerful being, and yet allowed mass suffering throughout the world, He can only be properly held among the cruelest tyrants in history.
Samaritan: But Judge, that's not true!
Judge: Oh not another one.
(gavel bangs)
Sit down ma'am!
(samaritan vocally angry, tension level rising throughout act iii)
Samaritan: No, Judge! You can't say He didn't care about the world's suffering. He did! He came to me, a woman of Samaria, at the well in my city. Jews did
not talk to Samaritans, you see. But He did! He asked of me water from the well, then He offered me Living Water. He saved
me, a Samaritan! And many others in our town! See, He wanted to save
everyone!
Judge: Ma'am, please! I will no longer be interrupted in my own courtroom, I am the authority here! And nonetheless, the things you mention hardly make up for the evils committed en masse in His name! The Catholic church killings, the Spanish Inquisition - His Church was barely off the ground before it began murdering people!
(a mysterious man answers him from the crowd)
Paul: Don't you dare attribute that to Him, Nicholas Luciano! He had no part in that!
(gavel bangs)
Judge: You dare challenge me!? Who goes there, that I might know who I'll convict next!?
Paul: I'm Paul the Apostle, lover of Christ and relentless preacher of His Word. I brought Christianity to the pagan Europe and I will not have you blaspheme Jesus' good name!
I was on the way north to Damascus with legal rite to hunt and imprison His followers. I used to yearn for their slaughter! But the Risen Christ appeared to me on the road in light as bright as the sun! He showed me the truth, and I repaid Him with my life.
I made trips practically all over the known world delivering His Word, even to vile land of Rome and the rest of Europe!-
(tension rising more)
Judge: Where they promptly used His teachings to maim and torture and burn countless people at the stake!
I taught those people Jesus' true ways! The ways of the Bible! Ways of pure peace! Ways that span every nation's boundaries!
Roman Soldier: Paul's right! Jesus put my ear back on even though I was part of an invading army out to crucify him!
Judge: And oh how peaceful things have been!
Woman: Jesus
was peaceful! And a healer!
Luke and Leper: Yeah! He was!
RLTG III: I'm (first name, last name), and He healed me of (insert sickness here)!
RLTG: He saved us! He forgave our sins!
RLTG II and Isaiah: Yeah! He died for us! He rose again!
Paul: Any corruption carried out in Jesus' name was done by evil men for their own gain! Men who rope others into mischief using their soft hearts for the Lord! Men like you!
(gavel bangs)
Judge: Order!-
(all the witnesses begin to angrily approach judge at stage-front)
Paul: Oh there's been no order here! You've seen to that!
All Witnesses: You want Jesus to be guilty! This is no fair trial! What's your bias here?! Who are you!?
(judge stands behind his bench, moves nervously on stage)
Judge: Back! Get back! Back I say! I'll hold all of you in contempt! Back! All of you! Ugghhhgrrr!
(judge rips off disguise, revealed to be satan, lights on the stage turn to dark red, sound effects)
Judge/Satan: Well now you know!
(un-mic'ed witnesses constantly yelling at him now - "we're not afraid of you! you're done! you're finished!" etc)
I was there! I was there when He healed, I was there when He forgave, and I was there when He was crucified! And your people? They did nothing!
They were presented with your Jesus before Pilate, when he pulled my man Barabbas from the dungeon. A murderer, a vagrant! Between that rat and your Jesus, Pilate looked at not just the present Jews, but at
mankind, and he said "choose"... and they rejected your Lord! They picked Barabbas!
And they'll choose my man again one day! They'll choose my christ, you'll see! They'll choose me!
(witnesses begin approaching satan onstage)
Witnesses: We'll save them first! We'll never choose you! We'll save the remnant! Our Jesus will be back for you!
Judge/Satan: Back, I say! Back! Get back!
(satan runs offstage in fear)
Paul: (strong, after a dramatic pause) You're days are numbered.
(lights go off, audience claps, false ending)
(lights come back on, witnesses still standing at front, now facing crowd, reporter enters)
(reporter humbled now, cautiously enters)
Cookie Swigglebottom: Hi everyone, Cookie Swigglebottom here. WWJD New-
(bursts out funny crying, woman, woman ii, and samaritan approach)
Woman: Ms. Swigglebottom, whatever is the matter?
Cookie: I'm sorry. It's just... this trial has really opened my eyes to the problems in my marriage.
(samaritan dries her eyes)
Woman II: Oh, honey. Well, do you know what's good for fixing those? A little bit of our Lord and Savior.
Cookie: That's the thing. My husband.. he's been telling me about Jesus and asking me to go to church for years, and I've ignored him. Now I know what our problem might be... me.
Samaritan: Well we can fix that right now.
Cookie: It's just all so much, though. The problems of the world. I report on them all the time. I see all kinds of bad things. I guess I just need more details on this Jesus story.
(from the audience, eve's voice can be heard as she stands up)
Eve: I can help with that.
(witnesses are all astonished and in reverence that it's eve)
Witnesses: (shushed whispers) It's Eve! Look, it's Eve! She walked with God!
Adam: And so can I.
Witnesses: It's Adam and Eve!
(adam and eve begin walking toward reporter and the witnesses)
Eve: You see, Cookie. Before sin entered this world, there was no suffering. No war, no disease, no famine, indeed not even death.
Adam: Sin brought those things in. Sin that mankind chose.
God gave us free will. To make us truly free, He had to give us the option to reject Him. When that was done, in His ultimate justice, He let us keep our choice. Otherwise, we were never really free.
Eve: Jesus came to redeem us, to save us from that bad choice. And he can save you. Will you let him now?
Cookie: (becoming positive) Yes, I think I will do that.
Eve: Okay, pray with me.
(rest of the cast begins quietly exiting during prayer)
(short saving prayer is said)
Cookie: Thank you.
(even and cookie hug and begin slowly walking offstage arm in arm while still talking)
Cookie: So, Jesus is coming back again one day, right?
Eve: Oh yes.
Cookie: He's coming back soon, right?
Eve: Very soon.
Cookie: Do you think He'd give me an interview?
(the end)
(choir)